Shocking, right? With all this charm and zero emotional baggage, how am I still on the market? Wear this tee as a public service announcement—or a warning. Either way, it’s the perfect outfit for skipping Valentine’s plans and thriving in peace.
 
✨ Super soft Bella+Canvas unisex fit
✨ For the flirty, the fed-up, and the fabulously unbothered
✨ Looks great paired with eye rolls and your favorite takeout